Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

This post is a decade old this year.

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

highway 84

The only parallel to ever exist btw

i got called a weirdo at work because i eat the same thing for lunch every day, so now i have to ask:

my answer is really "other" because I can tolerate having the same small pool of recipes constantly, but cannot have the same meal/flavor of thing repeatedly. like, I can have yogurt for lunch every day, but it needs to be different flavors of yogurt. I am okay with having pasta with tomato sauce every week, but I can't have it two days in a row. the only thing that stays the same for me is breakfast and even that I like to mix up once in a while.

Reblog for sample size. I’m multiple of these, but pick the one you resonate with most.

dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture's reputation

did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out

"Your show might be delayed by the wga strikes!"

I watched Sherlock, mate. We waited three years for the 3 worst episodes you've ever seen. This is nothing

reblog this post to charge up The Contraption

I’m not putting a see results option bc if enough people click it, it really skews the numbers. Just wait a week or ask a bisexual to send you a screenshot.

*in other words, a gendered preference which includes multiple gender identities, but not all gender identities

Bonus questions for the tags/replies:

• What’s your gender identity and do you have a gender preference?
• In your personal understanding/definition of the terms, do bisexuality and pansexuality differ on the presence of gender distinctions (ie experiencing attraction differently to differently genders) or gender preferences?

🩷💜💙 This post was made to celebrate the variety of the bisexual/pansexual experience and examine our nuances from a place of community. There are many accepted definitions and understandings of bisexuality and pansexuality and labels are a nuanced and very personal choice, so please be kind! 🩷💛🩵

🏳️‍⚧️❤️ This is a trans-inclusive post and transphobia will not be tolerated.

yeah i couldnt resist

unused prompts from today's drawfee heheehe

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

yes, you may reblog this post even if you’re not 100% sure you would survive a 14-inch shell